English - level 2

1. Why do people dislike other people?

Some people don't like other people just because they look different.
I think that is silly.
I don't think that it is fair to judge someone by the way they look.
Some people look very nice, but they are mean or cruel.
Some people look very ordinary, but they are incredibly nice.
I remember when I was in grade one. I saw a girl across the room.
She had a mean look on her face.
I thought to myself that she was probably not a very nice person.
I stayed away from her, and play with the other children.
Then, we had to play a game, and the teacher said that she would pick partner for us.
They teacher picked the girl with the mean face my partner.
I didn't think that the game would be much fun at all with a partner who seemed as mean as that girl.
I walked up to her and said hello.
The girl's face changed.
She smile at me, and she began to talk to me.
Her mean face disappeared.
We had lots of fun playing the game.
We laughed a lot and enjoyed each other's company.
That girl became my best friend.
Now when I look at her I see what is inside her.
Sometimes she doesn't smile, but I know what she is like.
She is a kind and funny person.
I have learned that you can't.....judge a book by its cover.
It is not fair to dislike someone just because they don't look like  you want them to look.
You have to get to know a person.
It doesn't matter to me what color a person's skin is.
It doesn't matter to me if they are short or tall, skinny or fat or happy or sad looking.
I judge people by how they treat me, and I try to treat people like I would want to be treated.

2. The birthday gift.

English - level 1

1. First snow fall

Today is November 26th.
It snowed all day today.
The snow is beautiful.
The snow finally stopped.
My sister and I are excited.
My mom doesn't like the snow.
My mom has to shovel the drive way.
My sister and I get to play.
I put on my hat and mittens.
My mom puts on my scarf.
My mom zippers my jacket.
My sister puts on her hat and mittens.
My mom puts on her scarf.
My mom zippers her jacket.
My sister and I go outside.
We begin to make a snow man.
My mom starts to shovel the snow.
My sister and I make snow angles.
My sister and I throw snowball.
It starts to snow again.
We go inside for hot chocolate.

2. Jessica's first day of school

To day is Jessica's first day of kindergarten.
Jessica and her parents walk to school.
Jessica's Mom walks with her to her classroom.
Jessica meets her teacher.
His name is Mr Parker.
The school bell rings at 8.45 A.M
Jessica hugs and kisses her mom goodbye.
Jessica's mom says "I love you".
At 9.00 A.M, Jessica stands for the National anthem.
Mr Parker calls out children's names.
Each child yells back "Here".
Mr Parker teaches them about letters.
Mr Parker teaches them about numbers.
At 10.15 AM, the students have recess.
Recess is fun.
The students get to play and eat.
At 10.30 AM the students go to gym class.
At 11.15 AM the students return to Mr Parker's classroom.
Mr Parker tells the students to sit on the carpet.
Mr Parker reads the students a story.
Mr Parker teaches the students a song.
The lunch bell rings.
Jessica's first day of school is over.
  
 3. My flower garden

My name is Anne.
I love flowers.
I have a flower garden.
My garden is in front of my house.
My neighbor has a garden too.
My garden has different types of flowers.
I have roses in my garden.
I have tulips in my garden.
I have petuniaes in my garden.
My garden has different colors.
I plant red flowers.
I plant orange flowers.
I plant blue flowers.
I plant purple flowers.
I take care of my garden.
I water my garden every day.
I kill the weeds in my garden.
I kill insects that eat my flowers.
I love my beautiful garden.

4. Going camping

The Bright family went camping on the weekend.
The Bright family went to Silent Lake.
The Bright family left on Friday.
They camped for 3 days.
The Bright family brought a big tent.
They brought a lot of food.
They brought insect repellent.
The Bright family had a campfire on Friday.
They roasted marshmallows.
They sang campfire songs.
On Saturday they went canoeing.
On Saturday they went fishing.
On Saturday the went swimming.
They went hiking on Sunday.
The Bright family saw many animals.
They saw a raccoon.
They saw a squirrel.
But they didn't see a bear.
They Bright family had a fun vacation.

5. My house

I live in a house.
My house is small.
My house has 2 bedrooms.
My mom and dad sleep in one bedroom.
My sister and I share the other bedroom.
My house has a kitchen.
My mom and dad cook dinner there every night.
My house has a living room.
My family watches TV there every night.
My house has a big bathroom.
My house has a lot of closets.
My house has a basement.
My dad has a workshop in the basement.
My dad makes wood furniture.
My house doesn't have a second floor.
My house has a garage.
My house has a big backyard.
My backyard has a maple tree.
My backyard has a swimming pool.

6. My first pet

My name is Sarah.
I am 14 years old.
I have a pet cat.
My cat's name is Milo.
My cat is black and white.
Milo's paws are while.
Milo's body is black.
She is very cute.
Milo's fur is very soft.
Milo was a very small kitten.
Milo is a vary big cat.
Milo can not have kittens.
She is fixed.
Milo likes to eat.
Milo likes to play outside.
Milo likes to hunt for birds.
Milo likes to hunt for mice.
She likes her ears scratched.
Milo likes to sit in my lap.
Milo likes to sleep on my bed.
Milo is a good pet.

7. Jennifer the Firefighter

Jennifer Smith is a firefighter.
She is one of the first female firefighters.
Jennifer works hard every day.
Jennifer exercises every day.
She lifts weights.
She wants her muscles to be very strong.
She saves people's lives every day.
She is very strong.
She is married.
Her husband is a school teacher.
Her husband is proud of her.
She is a mother.
She has 2 daughters.
Her daughters are proud of her too.
She is happy being a firefighter.
She is happy being a wife.
She is happy being a mother.

8. Mark's big game.

Mark's favorite sport is hockey.
He is 15 years old.
Mark practices three times a week.
Practices are two hours long.
Mark plays one game a week.
Mark is a good hockey player.
He plays on Friday nights.
Friday night hockey games are popular.
Mark's family watches him play.
Mark's friends watch him play too.
There are always many fans.
Tonight is the big game.
Coaches are coming to watch Mark play.
Mark wants to play in the National Hockey League.
Mark wants to make a lot of money.
It is very hard to play in the NHL.
Mark's parents want him to go to college.
They want him to have an education.
They want Mark to be successful.
They want Mark to be happy.

English - daily conversation

1. At home
- Where is Jane?
- She is in the living room
- What is she doing?
- She is playing the piano
- Where is the car?
- It is in the garafe
- Where is the dog?
- The dog is in front of the door
- What is the dog doing?
- The dog is eating

2. At home
- Where you are?
- I am in the kitchen
- What are you doing?
- I am cooking dinner
- Where are Bill and Mary?
- They are in the living room
- What are they doing?
- They are watching TV
- Where is the cat?
- She is in the dining room
- What is she doing?
- She is sleeping

3. My favorite photographs
- Who is she?
- She is my sister
- What's her name?
- Her name is Jennifer
- Where is she in this photograp?
- She's in Toronto
- What is that biulding behind her?
- She's standing in front of the CN tower

4. Location
- Where is the school?
- It's between the library and the park
- Where is the post office?
- It's cross from the movie theater
- Where is the royal bank?
- It's next to the supermarket
- Where is the gas station?
- It's around the corner from the church
- Where is the barbershop?
- It's near the bus station

5. Location
- Excuse me? Can you tell me the way to the nearest bank?
- Yes, it's on Geneva Street. As a master of fact, I am going that way myself. So if you come with,  i will show you.
- Thanks very much
- You are welcome

6. Color
- May I help you?
- Yes, please. I am looking for an umbrella
- What's your favorite color?
- It's black
- Sorry, we have no black umbrella right now. Here is a nice umbrella
- But this umbrella is yellow
- That's OK. yellow umbrellas are very popular this year

7. Color
- Excuse me? Is this your umbrella?
- No. It's not
- Are you sure?
- Yes, I am sure. That umbrella is brown, and my umbrella is yellow.

8. No question
- Are you married?
- No, I'm not. I'm single
- Tell me about your new car. Is it large?
- No, it's not. It is small
- Tell me about the question in your English book? Are they difficult?
- No, they are not. They are easy
- Tell me about your new neighbors? Are they quiet?
- No, they are not. They are noisy

9. Short answer
- Is Alice young or old?
- She is young
- Is Bill tall or short?
- He is short
- Is Albert's apartment big or little?
- It's small
- Were the last examination easy or dificult?
- They were difficult
- Is Julie married or single?
- She is single

10. Telephone call
- Hello Jack. This is Dave. I want to return the book I borrowed from you last night. Will you be at home at about six o'clock?
- Yes, I will. I will be cooking dinner
- Oh, well. Then I won't come over at six
- Why not?
- I don't want to disturb you
- Don't worry! you won't disturb me
- OK, I will see you at six

Diary of a Wimpy kid

September 

Tuesday

First of all, let me get something straight: This is a Journal, not a diary. I know what it say on the cover, but when Mon went out to buy this thing I specifically told her to get one that didn't say "diary" on it.

Great. All I need is for some jerk to catch me carrying this book around and get the wrong idea.

The other thing I want to clear up right away is that this was mom's idea, not mine.

But if she thinks I'm going to write down my "feelings" in here or whatever, she crazy. So just don't expect me to be all "Dear Diary" this and "Dear Diary" that.

The only reason I agreed to do this at all is because I figure later on when I'm rich and famous, I'll have better things to do than answer people's stupid questions all day along. So this book is gonna come in handy.

Like I said, I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.

Let me just say for the record that I think middle school is the dumbest idea ever invented. You got kids like me who haven't hit their growth spurt yet mixed in with these gorillas who need to sahve  twice a day.

And then they wonder why bullying is such a big problem in middle school.

If it was up to me, grade levels would be based on height, not age. But then again, I guess that would mean kids like Chirag Gupta would still in the first grade.

Today is the first day of school, and right now we're just waiting around for the teacher to hurry up and finish the seating chart. So I figured I might as well write in this book to pass the time.

By the way, let me give you some good advice. On the first day of school, you got to be real careful where you sit. You walk into the classroom and just plunk your stuff down on any old desk and the next thing you know the teacher is saying - "I hope you all like where you're sitting, because these are your permanent seats.".

So in this class, I got stuck with Chris Hosey on front of me and Lionel James in back for me.

Jason Brill came in late and almost sat to my right, but luckily I stopped that from happening at the last second.

Next period, I should just sit in the middle of a bunch of hot girls as soon ass I step in the room. But I guess if I do that, it just proves I didn't learn anything from last year.

Man, I don't know what is up with girls these days. It used to be a whole lot simpler back in elementary school. The deal was, if you were the fastest runner in your class, you got all the girls.

And in the fifth grade, the fastest runner was Ronnie McCoy.

Nowadays, it's a whole lot more complicated. Now it's about the kinds of clothes you ware or how rich you are or if you have a cute but or whatever. And kids like Ronnie McCoy are scratching their heads wondering what the heck happened.

The most popular boy in my grade is Bryce Anderson. The thing that really stinks is that I have always been into girls, but kids like Bryce have only come around in the last couple of years.

I remember how Bryce used to act back in elementary school.

But of course now I don't get any credit for sticking with the girls all this time.

Like I said, Bryce is the most popular kid in our grade, so that leaves all the rest of us guys scrambling for the other spots.

The best I can figure is that I'm somewhere around 52nd or 53rd most popular this year. But the good news is that I'm about to move up one spot because Charlie Davies is above me, and he's getting his braces next week.

I try to explain all this popularity stuff to my friend Rowley (who is probably hovering right around the 150 mark, by the way), but I think it just goes in one ear and out the other with him.

Wednesday

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42 Chủ đề IELTS Speaking kèm đáp án

1. NAME

- Who gave your name?

- Does your name have any special meaning?

- Do you like your name?

- In your country, do people feel that their name is very important?

- Would you like to change your name?

- Is it easy to change your name in your country?

- Who usually names babies in your country?

- Do you have any special traditions about naming children?

- What names are most common in your hometown?

My parents gave me my name, my father to be exact.

Zhi means knowledge, and Lei means accumulation. So i guess my parents wanted to tell me that being knowledge depends on accumulation. You see they put a lot of pressure on my shoulders with this name.

I quite like my name, and I won't to change it for the world, because it is unique. I don't think that anyone else in China has the same name. It's part of my identity, and it meaningful to me.

People in my country pay great attention to their names, because they believe that suitable names will bring them good fortune. Sometimes they even change their names for their business and family purpose.

In China, I believe that fathers are in the position of naming their children. Sometimes they will look through some Chines classical literature to seek the meaningful words for their children.

Oh, there are some nicknames that are very popular in China. For example, Lili means that their parents hope their daughters would be beautiful, and Kuan, kuan indicates that their sons would be magnanimous when they are grown up.

2. STUDY/ WORK

- Do your work or are you a student?

- Is that a popular subject in your country? What are the most popular subject in China? Why did you choose that university?

- What are your favorite classes/ course/ subjects at university?

I'm currently a student at a High School. I'm studying A'levels in order to go to a university in Britain.

At my school we really focus on the science subjects and English. Since most students will apply to a foreign University.

In my opinion business is probably the first choice for most students. Nearly everyone wants to be rich so they think that majoring in business would help them achieve this goal. I guess the second most prevalent subject would be computing. You know many students like to play computer games so there is no doubt that people are into that subject.

I would love to go to XYZ University - I have an offer for that university right now but of course I need to get a good IELTS score.

3. HOMETOWN

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Mỗi ngày 1 câu chuyện cười Tiếng Anh p12

Mark went to the barbers' shop and had his hair cut, but when he came out, he was not happy with the result, and when his friend saw him, he laughed and said: "What's happened to your hair, Mark?.

Mark said: " I tried to a new barber's shop today, because I wasn't at all satisfied with my old one, but this one seem even worse".

His friend agreed: " Yes, I think you're right, Mark. Now I'll tell the barbers' hair, and then go to the one whose own hair been cut the worst".

"The one whose hair's been cut the worst ?",  Mark repeated, "But that would be foolish".

"Oh no, it wouldn't. Who do you think cut that man's hair? he couldn't cut it himself, could he? Another of the barbers cut it - and he must have been a worse barber than the one whose hair he cut",  his friend answered.

Mark đến 1 cửa hàng cắt tóc. Khi ra khỏi cửa hàng anh không hài lòng lắm, khi bạn của Mark nhìn thấy, anh ta cười và nói : "  Tóc của anh làm sao thế kia, Mark?".

Mark nói : " Hôm nay tôi vào thử 1 hiệu cắt tóc mới vì tôi không hài lòng với hiệu cũ, nhưng xem ra của hàn này còn tồi tệ hơn".

Người bạn đồng ý : " Đúng, anh nói đúng Mark ạ. Tôi mách anh 1 điều nhé, lần sau khi anh vào hiệu cắt tóc hãy nhìn một lượt bộ tóc của các anh thợ rồi đến chỗ anh chàng có bộ tóc cắt xấu nhất ấy".

"Anh chàng có bộ tóc cắt xấu nhất ư?", Mark nhắc lại, "Thế chẳng hóa ra mình điên ư?".

"Ôi không. Theo anh thì ai cắt bộ tóc ấy. Chắc chắn không phải là anh ta, phải là 1 người thợ khác cắt. Như vậy anh chàng cắt bộ tóc ấy phải cắt kém hơn anh chàng có bộ tóc xấu".

Người Mỹ nói Tiếng Việt p2

Helen-Elena Lopez cô ca sĩ gốc Mỹ La Tinh yêu người Việt, thích hát nhạc Việt

 
Giáo sư Mỹ Gerard Sasges rành tiếng Việt, xuất bản sách bằng tiếng Anh "It's  a living work and  life in Vietnam today" về đời sống dân Việt

Mỗi ngày 1 câu chuyện cười Tiếng Anh p11

A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. He had never seen them before, so he began: " My name is Stone, and I'm even harder than stone, so do what I tell you or there'll be trouble. Don't try to any tricks with me, and then we'll get on well together".

 Then he went to each soldier one after the other and asked him his name. " Speak loudly so that everyone can hear you clearly, and don't forget to call me - SIR", he said.

Each soldier told him his name, until he came to the last one. This man remained silent, and so Captain Stone shouted at him, " When I ask you a question, answer it! I'll ask you again : What's your name, soldier?"

The soldier was very unhappy, but at last he replied. "My name's Stonebreaker, sir", he said nervously.

Một sĩ quan nghiêm khắc đang nói chuyện với một số lính mới mà ông ta phải huấn luyện. Ông chưa gặp họ bao giờ. Ông nói: "Tên tôi là Stone (đá) và tôi cứng rắn hơn đá. Cho nên phải làm đúng như tôi ra lệnh, nếu không sẽ rắc rối cho các anh đấy. Đừng tìm cách đánh lừa tôi. Như thế chúng ta thoải mái với nhau hơn".

Rồi ông ta đến từng người lính hỏi tên. "Nói to lên cho mọi người cùng nghe rõ, đừng có quên Thưa ngài đấy nhé".

Từng anh lính nói tên mình ra, và rồi đến người cuối cùng. Người này đứng im, Đại úy Stone hét lên: " Khi tôi hỏi , anh phải trả lời! Tôi hỏi lại : Tên anh là gì, anh lính kia?"

Người lính tỏ ra không vui, nhưng cuối cùng anh ta lúng túng trả lời " Tên tôi là Stonebreaker (người đập vỡ đá), thưa ngài".

Người Mỹ nói tiếng Việt p1

Video 1. Anh chàng Jeremy Ginsburg sống ở Minnesota thuộc miền Bắc nước Mỹ, về Việt Nam sinh sống: "Ở đây không mắc lắm. Cuộc sống rất là vui, rất là thoải mái." 

Anh học Tiếng Việt gần 2 năm, không học ở trường lớp, chỉ học ở ....ngoài đường !!!!

Video 2. Mr Big Joe (California) nói Tiếng Việt giọng Nam bộ

Mỗi ngày 1 câu chuyện cười Tiếng Anh p10

Mr John like shooting very much, but he did not get much practice at shooting wild animals, and he was not very good at it.

One of his troubles was that his eyes were not very good and he had to wear glasses. When it rained and his glasses got wet, he could not very well.

One day he was invited to go out shooting bears in the mountains. It was rather a rainy day, and by mistake Mr John shot at one of the hunters and hit him in the leg.

There was a court case about this, and at it the lawyer for the other man said : "Why did you shoot at Mr Bean?".

"I thought that he was a bear", Mr John answered.

"When did you realize that you were wrong?",  the lawyer asked.

"When the bear began to shot back at me ", Mr John answered.


Ông John rất thích đi săn, nhưng ông chưa có nhiều kinh nghiệm bắn thú hoang, nên ông bắn không tốt lắm.

Một trong những khó khăn là mắt ông không được tinh cho nên ông phải đeo kính. Khi trời mưa kính bị ướt, ông nhìn không rõ.

Một hôm ông được mời đi bắn gấu trong núi. Hôm đó trời mưa khá to, và do nhìn nhầm nên ông John đã bắn vào chân của một người đi săn khác.

Người ta mở phiên toàn xử, trong phiên toàn, vị luật sư của người kia hỏi : "Tại sao ông lại bắn ông Bean?".

"Tôi tưởng ông ta là con gấu",  Ông John trả lời.

"Thế ông nhận ra là bắn nhầm là lúc nào?",  vị luật sư hỏi.

"Khi con gấu bắt đầu bắn lại tôi ",  ông John trả lời

Học Tiếng Anh qua TED Talks

TED Talks là những bài diễn thuyết mang tính truyền cảm hứng được ghi lại tại các sự kiện của tổ chức phi lợi nhuận TED. Diễn giả mà TED mời đều là người xuất chúng trong lĩnh vực của họ và các bài nói chuyện nhằm chia sẻ "những ý tưởng đáng giá" với công chúng. Trong số những cái tên nổi tiếng từng xuất hiện có đồng sáng lập Google - Larry Page, cựu Tổng thống Bill Clinton, tỷ phú Bill Gates, nhà giáo dục Ken Robinson và một số nhân vật từng đoạt giải Nobel.

Các bài diễn thuyết này đều có thể được xem miễn phí tại trang web https://www.ted.com/talks

Giới trẻ, học sinh, sinh viên đặc biệt yêu thích chương trình vì khối lượng thông tin khổng lồ, các thông điệp mang tính giáo dục trong đó như mở ra những chân trời ý tưởng mới giúp họ học tập, làm việc tốt hơn.

Dưới đây là 10 bài nói chuyện hay và ý nghĩa, đồng thời rất phù hợp để cải thiện khả năng Tiếng Anh.

(P/s: Xem phụ đề Tiếng Việt bằng cách: Bấm full screen/ vào setting/ subtitles/ chọn Vietnamese)

Video 1: Do School Kill Creativity - Ken Robindon

Video 2: Teach every child about food - Jamie Oliver

Video 3: New thinking on the climate crisis - Al Gore

Video 4: The best stats you've ever seen - Hans Rosling

Video 5: The history of our world in 18 minutes - David Christian

Video 6: The world's English mania - Jay Walker

Video 7: How We Take Back the Internet - Edward Snowden

Video 8: How to make work-life balance work - Nigel Marsh

Video 9: Build a School in the Cloud - Sugata Mitra

Video 10: Mosquitos, malaria and education - Bill Gates

Người nước ngoài học Tiếng Việt

Video : ANh Bill, 34 tuổi, Người Mỹ học Tiếng Việt

Video: Các bạn sinh viên Thái Lan học Tiếng Việt

Mỗi ngày 1 câu chuyện cười Tiếng Anh p9

An old admiral was famous in the navy for his bad temper, so everyone tried hard not to annoy him.

One week his ships were going to take part in a big international exercise, so he came on board in the evening, had his dinner and then went to bed.

In the morning he had his breakfast early, came up to the bridge and examined the ships in his group carefully. Then he said angry: "There should be 2 cruisers in this group, but I can only see 1. Where's the other?".

No one dared to answer, and this made the admiral even angrier. His face became redder and redder.

"Well? What are you fools hiding from me? Where's the second cruiser? What's happen to it? Answer me!", he shouted.

At last a young sailor found enough courage to speak : "Please, sir, you're on it", he said.

Một vị tướng hải quân già nổi tiếng nóng tính, cho nên mọi người đều cố tránh làm phật lòng ông ta.

Có một lần, tàu của ông ta phải tham gia vào một cuộc tập trận quốc tế lớn. Buổi tối hôm đó ông ta lên tàu, ăn tối rồi đi ngủ.

Sáng hôm sau ông ta ăn sáng thật sớm, rồi lên cầu tàu kiểm tra cẩn thận các con tàu thuộc đội của ông. Sau đó ông ta bực tức nói : "Đáng ra phải có 2 con tàu trong đội, nhưng tôi chỉ nhìn thấy có 1. Vậy chiếc kia đâu?".

Không ai dám trả lời, viên tướng lại càng tức giận. Mặt ông ta càng ngày càng đỏ hơn.

"Sao? bọn điên này giấu ta điều gì đây? Chiếc tàu tuần tiễu nữa đâu? Nó bị làm sao? Trả lời đi!", ông ta hét lên.

Cuối cùng một thủy thủ trẻ lấy hết can đảm trả lời: "Thưa tướng quân, ngài đang đứng trên con tàu ấy đấy ạ", anh ta nói.

Mỗi ngày 1 câu chuyện cười Tiếng Anh p8

Mr John lives in a small village. His wife is dead, but he has one son. His name is Joe, and he is 21 years old. He worked in the shop in the village and lived there with his father.

Then, he found a new job in the city, its name was Greensea. It was quite a long way from his father's village. Mr John was not happy about this, but Joe said :"There isn't any good work for me in the village. Father, I can get a lot of money in Greensea and send you some every week".

Last Sunday, Mr John was very ungry. He got in a train and went to his son's in Greensea. Then he said to him: "Joe, why do you never phone me?".

Joe laughed and said:"But, father. You haven't got a phone".

"No. I haven't but you have got one!", Mr John said.


Ông John sống ở một làng nhỏ. Vợ ông đã chết, nhưng ông có một người con trai, tên là Joe, năm nay 20 tuổi. Lúc đầu cậu ta làm việc ở một của hàng trong làng và sống cùng cha.

Sau đó, cậu ta tìm được việc làm ở thành phố, tên thành phố là Greensea, cách khá xa ngôi làng. Ông John không thích lắm nhưng Joe nói : " Cha ạ, ở nông thôn con không tìm được việc làm tốt. Ở Greensea con có thể kiếm được nhiều tiền và hàng tuần con sẽ gửi tiền về cho cha".

Chủ nhật tuần trước ông John rất bực mình. Ông đi tàu ra nhà con trai ở Greensea. Ông nói với cậu ta:"Joe, tại sao con không bao giờ gọi điện thoại cho cha?".

Joe cười và nói: "Ôi cha, cha làm gì có điện thoại ở nhà".

Ông John nói : "Tất nhiên là cha không có. Nhưng con có điện thoại cơ mà"

Mỗi ngày 1 câu chuyện cười Tiếng Anh p7

During the Second World War it was difficult to travel by plane because the seats were needed for important government and army people.

Mr John worked for the government during the war. He was a civilian, and he was doing very secret work, so nobody was allowed to know how important he was except very few people.

One day he had to fly to Edinburgh to give a lecture to a few top people there, but an important army officer came to the airport at the last minute, and Mr John's seat was given to him, so he was not able to fly to the city to give his lecture.

It was not until he reached the city that the important officer discovered that the man whose seat he had taken was the one whose lecture he had flown to the city to hear.

Trong chiến tranh thế giới lần thứ 2 việc đi lại bằng máy bay rất khó khăn vì chỗ thường dành cho những người quan trọng trong chính phủ và quân đội.

Ông John làm việc cho chính phủ trong thời gian chiến tranh. Ông là nhân viên dân sự nhưng đảm nhận những việc bí mật. Trừ một số người còn không ai biết ông quan trọng tới mức nào.

Một hôm ông phải bay đến Edinburgh để giảng bài cho một số người đứng đầu ở đó, nhưng đến phút cuối cùng có một viên sỹ quan quan trọng trong quân đội ra sân bay. Chỗ của ông John phải nhường lại cho người đó, cho nên ông không thể bay đến thành phố đó để giảng bài được.

Mãi tới khi đến thành phố ấy, viên sỹ quan quan trọng kia mới phát hiện ra rằng, người đàn ông mà anh ta lấy tranh chỗ chính là người giảng bài mà anh ta phải bay đến để nghe.

Mỗi ngày 1 câu chuyện cười Tiếng Anh p6

Mr and Mrs John had one daughter. Her name was Mary, and she was 25 years old. Mary lived with her parents and worked in an office. She had some friends, but she did not like any of the boys very much.

Then she met a very nice young man. His name was Peter, and he worked in a bank near her office.They went out together quite a lot, and he came to Mary's parent's house twice, and then last week Mary went to her father and said : "I'm going to marry Peter, daddy. He was here yesterday".

"Oh, yes. he's a nice boy, but has he got any money?",  her father said.

"Oh, men! All of you are same. I met Peter on the first of June and on the second he said to me. Has your father got any money", the daughter answered angrily.

Ông bà John có một cô con gái. Tên là Mary, 25 tuổi. Mary sống với bố mẹ và làm việc tại một văn phòng. Cô có một số bạn trai nhưng chưa tỏ ra thích cậu nào.

Rồi cô gặp một thanh niên trẻ đẹp trai. Anh ta tên là Peter, làm việc ở ngân hàng gần cơ quan của Mary. Họ đi chơi với nhau nhiều lần. Peter cũng đến nhà bố mẹ của Mary hai lần. Tuần trước mary gặp bố và nói : "Con định kết hôn với Peter bố ạ. Hôm qua anh ấy có đến dây".

"Ồ được, nó là một thanh niên khá đấy, nhưng nó có tiền không?", Bố cô nói.

"Trời ơi, đàn ông! tất cả đàn ông đều như nhau. Con gặp Peter vào mùng 1 tháng 6, vào ngày mồng 2 anh ta hỏi con là bố em có tiền không", Cô con gái trả lời một cách giận dữ.

Mỗi ngày 1 câu chuyện cười Tiếng Anh p5

Mr John worked in a shop which sold, cleaned and repaired hearing-aids. One day an old man entered and put one down in front of him without saying a word.

"What's the matter with it"?,Mr John said.

The man did not answer. Of course Mr John thought that the man must be deaf and that his hearing-aid must be faulty, so he said again, more loudly :" What's wrong with your hearing-aid, sir?". Again the man said nothing, so Mr John shouted his question again as loudly as he could.

The man then took a pen and a piece of paper and wrote: " It isn't necessary to shout when you're speaking to me. My ears are as good as yours. This hearing-aid is my wife's, not mine. I've just a throat operation, and my problem is not that I can't hear, but that I can't speak".

Ông John làm việc ở của hàng chuyên bán, lau chùi và sửa chữa những thiết bị trợ thính. Một hôm có một ông già đi vào cửa hàng và đặt một cái máy nghe xuống trước mặt ông và không nói một lời nào.

"Thưa ông có chuyện gì thế?", Ông John nói.

Người đàn ông không trả lời gì cả. Tất nhiên ông John cho rằng người đó bị điếc và cái máy nghe bị hỏng, nên ông hỏi lại, giọng to hơn :"Thưa ông cái mái nghe của ông bị hỏng ra sao ạ?". 

Ông già cũng chẳng nói gì và ông John lại hỏi lại và lần này ông hét thật to.

Lúc đó ông già mới cầm bút viết lên tờ giấy:" Ông không cần phải hét lên như thế khi nói chuyện với tôi. Tai tôi cũng thính như tai ông vậy. Cái máy nghe này là của vợ tôi chứ không phải của tôi. Tôi vừa mới mổ cổ họng, nên vấn đề của tôi không phải là không nghe được, mà là không nói được".

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Mỗi ngày 1 câu chuyện cười Tiếng Anh p4

English

Mr John bought something from a big shop last month and when he got the bill a few days ago, he thought that there was a mistake in it, so he telephoned the shop and asked to speak to the Accounts Department : " Who did you want to speak to in the Accounts Department?", the telephone operator asked.

"It doesn't master to me", Mr John answered. He didn't know the name of any the people who worked there. He heard nothing for a few seconds and then the operator said: "Hello, you wanted to speak to someone in the Accounts Department, didn't you?".

"Yes, that's right", Mr John answered.

"Would you like to speak to Mr Alex?", the operator said.

"Yes, that'll be all right. It doesn't master who I speak to...", Mr John said patiently.

"I'm sorry, but Mr Alex isn't in today", the operator answered.

Vietnamese

Tháng trước ông John mua một số thứ ở một cửa hàng lớn. Cách đây mấy hôm khi nhận được hóa đơn, ông nghĩ rằng họ đã tính nhầm gì đó. Ông gọi điện đến cửa hàng, xin được nói chuyện với phòng tài vụ. Người trực điện thoại hỏi : "Thưa ông, ông muốn nói chuyện với ai trong phòng tài vụ?"

"Ai cũng được", Ông John trả lời. Ông không biết tên của những người làm trong phòng đó. Ông không thấy ai trả lời và một lúc sau người trực điện thoại nói : "A lô, ông muốn nói chuyện với một người nào đó trong phòng tài vụ phải không ạ?"

"Vâng", Ông John trả lời.

"Ông muốn nói chuyện với ông Alex ạ?",  người trực điện thoại nói.

"Vâng, thế cũng được. Tôi nói chuyện với ai cũng được ...", Ông John kiên nhẫn nói.

"Tôi xin lỗi, nhưng ông Alex hôm nay không đến",  người trực điện thoại trả lời.

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